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Enjoy the Christmas Jokes

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by Leyton Ezzell

Christmas is this week, and with that, we bring you one last list of Christmas jokes.

What did the stamp say to the Christmas card?

Stick with me and we’ll go places!

Why didn’t Roy Hodgson go to visit Santa at The North Pole?

He couldn’t get past Iceland.

What’s David Cameron’s favourite Christmas song?

He was hooked on trees his whole life

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

An abdominal snowman!

Why didn’t Rudolph get a good report card???

Because he went down in history.

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?

A MINCE SPY

What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite

Which sea creatures come calling at Christmas?

Coral singers!

We hope that you all have an extremely Merry Christmas, and extremely Happy Holidays!

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