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Funny Friday, Holiday Jokes

by Leyton Ezzell

With Christmas being next week, we bring you more holiday and Christmas jokes

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Clausterphobia

What do you call a cat in the desert?

Sandy Claws

What do snowmen eat for Breakfast?

Frosted Flakes

What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus

What nationality is Santa?

North Polish

What do you get when you deep fry Santa?

Crisp Kringle

What’s Santa’s favorite candy?

Jolly Ranchers

What’s a Christmas tree’s favorite snack?

Orna-ments

We hope all these Christmas jokes have helped you keep the holiday spirit alive or helped you find your holiday spirit. We ask that you stay safe during this unsafe time, but most of all, have a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

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