By Cara Beth Lewis
Today, you have a free pass to tell all the corny jokes you please. Why? Because it is National Tell A Joke Day!
Jokes can cheer you up on a bad day, lift your mood, and help you forget the worries of the world. An easy way to bring joy to someone is to tell them a joke. Whether it’s a knock-knock joke, a “dad joke,” a funny story, or a comedy bit, it is hard not to smile when you hear a joke.
In honor of National Tell A Joke Day, the Bladen Online team would like to share some jokes with our readers. We can’t take credit for writing these jokes; we are just telling them in honor of National Tell A Joke Day!
- What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved.
- When does a joke become a ‘dad’ joke?
When it becomes apparent.
- Two windmills are standing on a wind farm. One asks, ‘What’s your favorite kind of music?’
The other replies, ‘I’m a big metal fan.’
- I can never take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him.
I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
- George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey get together to make a movie.
Clooney says, “I’ll direct.”
DiCaprio says, “I’ll act.”
McConaughey says, “I’ll write, I’ll write, I’ll write.”
- Someone stole my mood ring yesterday.
I still don’t know how I feel about that.
- You know what they say about cliffhangers…
- Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing telling jokes right now? Don’t you have things to do?
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