From Vineyard Golf At White Lake
#30: I went to play golf to try and shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead. – Bob Hope
#31: I don’t care to join any club that’s prepared to have me as a member. – Groucho Marx, American Comedian & Actor
#32: The difference between golf and government is that in golf you cannot improve your lie. – George Deukmejian, Diplomat
#33: The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can’t see him laughing. – Phyllis Diller – American Actress