03/29/2024
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From Vineyard Golf At White Lake

#30: I went to play golf to try and shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead. – Bob Hope

#31: I don’t care to join any club that’s prepared to have me as a member. – Groucho Marx, American Comedian & Actor

#32: The difference between golf and government is that in golf you cannot improve your lie. – George Deukmejian, Diplomat

#33: The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can’t see him laughing. – Phyllis Diller – American Actress

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