From Vineyard Golf At White Lake
Golfer: ‘My golf is awful, I think I’m going to drown myself in the lake’
Caddy: ‘Think you can keep your head down this long?‘
Golfer: ‘I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course‘
Caddy: ‘Try heaven, you’ve already moved most of the earth’
Golfer: ‘You think my game has improved since you saw me last?’
Caddy: ‘Yes definitely – you miss the ball much closer now‘
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