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by Leyton Ezzell

Last year had to be taken with a sense of humor. This year seems to have the same needs.

To start your weekend off well, we have jokes that will keep you laughing.


  1. If 2020 was a person, I’d sue him for pain and suffering and lost wages.
  2. My New Year’s resolution is to break my New Year’s resolutions.
    That way I succeed at something!
  3. Most people don’t to their New Years resolution
  4. It goes in one year and out the otherI decided to read more in the new year. So i turned on the TV’s subtitles
  5. My New Year’s Resolution is 1080p.
  6. An iPhone and a firework were arrested on New Year’s Eve. One was charged and the other was let off.
  7. A man hit his head on New Year’s Eve, and it took him a year to recover.
  8. May all your troubles last as long as your New Year resolutions.
  9. An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
  10. If you’re born in September, it’s pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a bang! 

We hope these jokes will keep you laughing until next year, and remember to please be safe!

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