Gentleman comes in to play 18 holes and his wife is going to ride and watch him. He pays, they go out to load up cart.
Wife walks back in and says “Ma’am, I have a question … those bottles on our golf cart, are they for men to relieve themselves in? ” The ladies running the golf shop answered what the bottles actually were for … to use the sand in them to repair their divots. As soon as the lady left, both ladies running the shop almost fell apart laughing.
An actual incident at Vineyard Golf at White Lake … if you don’t know … ASK.
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