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This year is snow time for jokes!

By Leyton Ezzell

With the Covid-19 Pandemic continuing, 2020 seems not to be the year we all hoped it would be. However, the holidays are extremely important to almost everybody, from religious reasons to simply being with family. To lighten everyone’s moods, here are some fun winter-themed jokes.

What’s the best cereal to eat during winter?

Frosted Flakes

Where do snowmen keep their money?

The snowbank

What do you get from sitting on ice too long?

Polaroids

Why was the snowman sad?

Because he had a meltdown

What’s the difference between a walrus and a banana?

You better find out, because if you try to peel a walrus…

What is a mountain’s favorite type of candy?

Snowcaps

What do you call a lying snowman?

A snow-flake

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