04/19/2024
Thoughts While Shaving
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Thoughts While ShavingA BladenOnline salute to George (Giorgio’s) Boussais…George posted a hole-in-one recently at the Vineyard Golf at White Lake….His ace was on the 12th hole, a 120 yard par 3.

I receive numerous cute suggestions…Thought I would share a few today….
 
Penny Johnson, former Bladen County resident now residing in Wake County shares the following:  Marriage is like a deck of cards.  In the beginning all you need is 2 hearts and a diamond.  In the end you wish you had a club and a spade.
 
A Penny for your thoughts….
 
And a few from Hazel Livesay, another Bladen County native residing in Wake County.  She titled them ‘Ramblings of a Retired Mind”….I was thinking about how a status symbol is those cell phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse…I can’t afford one, so, I’m wearing my garage door opener.
 
You know you are getting older when everything either dries up or leaks.
 
Some people try to turn back their “odometers.”  Not me, I want people to know ‘why’ I look this way.  I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.
 
We all have those type thoughts as we age, hopefully gracefully.
 
My calling in life went straight to voicemail.
 
I’m great at multitasking.  I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
 
If you get in the mood to do some work, someone will always wake you up.
I needed those….Ever ‘over’ program yourself?  Only way I know to describe my week…and we’ve just reach ‘hump-day.’
And finally, Ah! Being young is beautiful but being old is comfortable.
robert g hester

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