03/27/2024
Thoughts While Shaving
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Thoughts While ShavingFor many, this is one of the most sacred times of the year….the celebration of the resurrection of Jesus.

For others a time to travel our roads, to drink and drive or dope and drive and thank goodness for our law enforcement…maybe those that ride the roads in an intoxicated or drugged manner should be placed in the “slammer”…and lose their driving privileges for a long time……
 
Some Easter thoughts….
 
Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?  It might crack up!
 
What do you call a rabbit with the sniffle?  A runny bunny,
 
Church notice: This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Cusworth to come forward and lay an egg on the alter.
 
A rule regarding Chocolate Easter Eggs..
* If you have melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it too slowly.
* Chocolate has many preservatives.  Preservatives make you look younger.
 
God grades on the cross, not on the curve.
 
Don’t give God instructions….just report for duty.
 
The best mathematical equation I have ever seen…1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.
 
Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life.  S.D. Gordon
 
For I remember it is Easter morn, And life and love and peace are all new born.  Alice Freeman Palmer
 
Jesus: the Light at the end of the tunnel.  Mathew Lyons
 
robert g hester

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