Love great one-liners:
“Did think I would last longer than a quart of milk”–Anthony Scaramucci on lasting just 10 days on President Trump’s White House staff.
Artificial intelligence is not match for natural stupidity.
“The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It’s only the people who make them unsafe”, Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia
“I haven’t committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.” David Dinkins, New York Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes.
“They gave me a book of checks. They didn’t ask for any deposits.” Congressman Joe Early (D-Mass) at a press conference to answer questions about the House Bank scandal.
I respect your right to free speech. Respect my right not to be forced to listen to it. (author unknown)
“If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you’ll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.” Ann Landers
Take my advice – I’m not using it.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
“I usually take a two-hour nap from 1 to 4.” Yogi Berra
“We have deep depth” Yogi Berra
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