A staff reportValentine’s Day is a time for expressing affection, and what better way to do so than with a bouquet of jokes as vibrant as a blooming garden? From punny jokes to knock-knock classics, we hope these short thoughts amuse you.If your boyfriend doesn’t appreciate your fruit jokes, it might be time to let that mango.What did the gardener say to their date? “I dig you.”What did one watermelon say to the other? “You’re one in a melon!”What do you call a very small Valentine? A valen-tiny.How did the squirrel save money for a Valentine’s gift? It squirreled it away.What’s Cupid’s favorite band? Kiss!“Knock, knock,” says one lover. “Who’s there?” responds the other. “Donut,” comes the cheeky reply. “Donut who?” “Donut ever let me go,” they declare, their love as sweet as sugar.“Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Howard.” “Howard who?” “Howard you like a big kiss?”“Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Butch, Jimmy and Joe.” “Butch, Jimmy, and Joe who?” “Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let’s Joe.”“Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “Don.” “Don who?” “Don go breaking my heart.”So, whether you’re exchanging roses or raspberries this Valentine’s Day, remember that love is all around, even in the most unexpected places. After all, laughter is the best fertilizer for the garden of love.
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