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Here are some one liners heard recently at Vineyard Golf At White Lake
Lady Golfer: I need to get out of this wind, it is tearing up my hair. I fix my own hair you know.
Male Golfer: Maybe you should let someone else fix it.
Old Male Golfer: I have got to be careful. I almost fell in the shower this morning.
Other Male Golfer: You have got to watch those things. They will tilt on you.
Real Old Male Golfer: I worry quite a bit about my mental capacity.
Other Real Old Male Golfer: I wouldn’t worry too much … it won’t set you back much.