by Leyton Ezzell
2020 was definitely a year to remember and learn from. But now it’s 2021, and we can look forward to a new and better year. For the next month of the year, let’s start on Valentine’s Day jokes.
What do you call the world’s smallest Valentine’s Day card?
A valen-tneey.
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring.
What did the one sheep say to the other?
I love ewe!
And how did the other sheep respond?
Don’t be so baaaaaaad on yourself.
When do bedbugs fall in love?
In the spring!
What is the most romantic type of boat?
Courtship.
What did the coffee cup say to his crush?
Espresso yourself.
What species of bug is around in February?
Lovebugs.
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