By Leyton Ezzell
As Christmas get closer, we figured it’d be great to try to get more people in the holiday mood, with more winter and Christmas jokes.
What did the stamp say to the Christmas card?
Stick with me and we’ll go places!
What do reindeers say before they tell you a joke?
This one’s gonna sleigh you!
What do you call Santa’s little helpers?
Subordinate clauses.
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy!
How do snowmen get around?
They ride an icicle!
What does Santa do when his elves misbehave?
He gives them the sack!
What does an elf study in school?
The Elfabet.
What’s a cow’s favorite holiday?
Moo-Years’ Eve.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snowbank.
We hope you have a merry Christmas, along with staying safe during this strange time.
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