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Friday Funny

Here are some clean jokes you can share with the kiddos this weekend. Because most children are either back in school or will be headed back soon, we threw in some educational funnies.

Q: Why did the math book look so sad?
A: Because of all its problems.

Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck.

A salute to National Aviation Day held this week:

Q: How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?
A: You rocket!

Last, but not least, one for church folks.

Q: How do you make holy water?
A: Boil the hell out of it.

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