Humorous Golf Comments From Vineyard Golf
“Golf is a mistake. You must understand this elemental fact if you are ever going to come to terms with it.
“By rights, golf should have remained a solitary Scottish occupation like tossing the caber, which is something a Scot would only be foolish enough to do.
“Golf is really not a game at all, but a perverse occupation designed to inflict pain on it’s practitioners that has somehow slipped past the borders of it’s national origin, and is now played by people who do not realize the true essence of the endeavor.”
-Golf Digest, 1983.