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From Vineyard Golf at White Lake

Golfer: ‘This is the worst course I’ve ever played on’
Caddy: ‘This isn’t the course, we left that an hour ago!!‘

Golfer: ‘That can’t be my ball, it’s too old’
Caddy: ‘It’s been a long time since we teed off sir‘

Golfer: ‘Please stop checking your watch, it’s very distracting’
Caddy: ‘It’s not a watch sir, it’s a compass‘

Golfer: ‘You’ve got to be the worst caddy in the world’
Caddy: ‘I don’t think so, that would be too much of a coincidence‘

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