After topping a ball on the 10th hole, which has a water hole fronting the green, a golfer was heard yelling, “Swim, swim, swim.”
Golfer A, after hooking a ball 30 yards into the woods, asked, “What’s over there?” Golfer B answered, “Triple Bogey.”
After swinging with all his might on the first tee and missing both times uttered, “Tough track.”
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