Here is humorous golf comment courtesy of Vineyard Golf at White Lake:
“Golf is the great mystery. Like some capricious goddess, it bestows it’s favors with what would appear an almost fat-headed lack of method and discrimination…On every side we see big two-fisted he-men floundering round in three figures, stopping every few minutes to let through little shrimps with knock knees and hollow cheeks, who are tearing off snappy seventy-fours…Men capable of governing empires fail to control a small, white ball, which presents no difficulties whatever to others with one ounce more brain than a cuckoo clock. Mysterious, but there it is.”
– The Heart of a Goof, 1926
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