My stockbroker’s a golf nut. One day he called up and he said, “Guess what? I just broke 80! I said, “I know. I’m one of them.”
• Our minister was the best golfer in town. Look at all the practice he’s had in keeping his head down.
• Our minister claims it’s no sin to play golf on Sunday. But the way he plays, it’s a crime.
• His golf is improving. He’s missing the ball much closer than he used to!
• I don’t want to accuse him of cheating, but once he had a hole-in-one and scored it as a zero.
• Then there’s the Scotsman who gave up golf after 20 years. He lost his ball.
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