Golf is a game, invented by God to punish guys who retire early.
In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.
The man who takes up golf to get his mind off his work soon takes up work to get his mind off golf.
Fairway: [faer-wai]: An unfamiliar tract of closely mown grass running directly from tee to the green. Your ball can usually be found immediately to the left or right of it.”
Golf was once a rich man’s sport, but now it has millions of poor players!
Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.
There are three ways to lower your golf score: take lessons, practice constantly — or start cheating.
Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because it cannot count, criticize or laugh.
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